shootingstarbea:

funnytwittertweets:

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thedeliaishere:

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

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astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

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like this

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dragongirltitties:

girl help they are making me do my job at work

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unbotheredmuse:

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funjammer:

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funnytwittertweets:

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wordfather:

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ayellowbirds:

anais-ninja-bitch:

funnytwittertweets:

three ounces of whoop ass

Their scientific name is Regulus regulus, meaning “King king”, and in the folklore of several cultures they known as the King of Birds. You too would be pissed if you were Monarch of All Birds and had to deal with looking like a toasted marshmallow wearing a yarmulke.

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